A man at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger.ģ2. Why did the police officer go to the baseball game?ģ1. Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?Ģ9. How long did the baseball player spend in the library?Ģ8. What’s the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot’s father?Ģ7. How do baseball players keep in touch?Ģ6. It gives me a chance to sit at home and watch the World Series.Ģ5. One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.Ģ4. What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists? Where do you keep your mitt while driving?Ģ2. What’s a baseball player do when his eyesight starts to fail him?ġ9. Why did the Brookside Angels have a ghost on their team?ġ8. “What team do you play for?” “The Cincinnati Reds,” shouts the man. I can catch you.” One smart resident decided to get more information, first. An apartment building is on fire and people are at the window, screaming for help. I kept wondering why the baseball was getting bigger.ġ6. What are the rules for zebra baseball?ġ5. Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?ġ4. They’re keeping it a secret because they’re afraid the Tigers might find out and try to play there.ġ3. Did you hear? Detroit is building a new stadium at an undisclosed location. Why is Yankee Stadium the coolest place to be?ġ2. What did the baseball glove say to the ball?ġ0. When should baseball players wear armor?Ĩ. One steals watches and one watches steals.ħ. What’s the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire? What goes all the way around the baseball field but never moves?Ħ.
A man leaves home, makes three left turns and is on his way back home when he notices two men in masks waiting for him. Where do they keep the largest diamond in NYC?ģ. Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he throws the ball?Ģ. While you’re waiting for that much-needed 7th inning stretch to finally see some entertainment on the field, kill some time and have some laughs with these 100 baseball jokes, puns, one-liners and riddles.ġ. Sometimes you have to find a way to pass the time during America’s favorite pastime.
Baseball is a fun game and all, but even the most avid fan can start to get bored right around the 5th inning of no score.
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